A while ago I had my first encounter with explosions at work. Explosions of an unconventional manner.
Day Shift: So this guy should be good. He hadn't pooped in 5 days before he got here, but he got some stool softeners earlier and then had a huge BM about an hour ago.
Me: *naively* Great!
At about 11pm that night, the call light goes off for that room. I happily walked down the hallway and opened the door to see...an explosion. It was Everywhere.
The bed.
The floor.
The patient.
The walls.
The bathroom.
The patient's mother.
Patient's Mother: I...uh...need a bit of help here.
Me: Well, *whipping out my antibacterial wipes* let's get started.
Two showers, two complete clothing changes, a bed change, a thorough cleaning of the room and bathroom and 45 minutes later, the explosion was contained and all casualties of the explosion were cleaned and back in bed.
Patient's Mother: I guess those stool softeners worked.
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Sunday, August 10, 2014
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Mind Explosions and Quantum Physics
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Your mind on Physics |
Things like that.
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A color version of a sea slug neuron, which uses quantum particles to fire. If sea slugs can do is so can we! |
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A picture of quantum particles on their quantum paths |
Anyway, next time you're faced with a bit of knowledge that seems impossible to accept and then suddenly your mind is aware of it and feels like it is being rung through a washing machine to accept it, that's quantum physics at work. That's all folks. Peace out and enjoy the weekend.
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