Once upon a time, in a land far away and not too long ago there was a castle. Inside this castle a handsome prince lay in a deep sleep. A muscular princess broke into the castle, found the prince, and gave him a slap.
"Wake up!" she said, "We're going to be late for church!"
The prince awoke and began to sing, "I know you, you slapped me once upon a dream..."
The princess thought, My brothers are so weird and went off in search of the next sleeping prince.