I sometimes get to have fun conversations with my patients. One night I was talking with a cute older lady about how she moves from one spot to the other.
Betty White: There's only two of your coworkers that can move my all by themselves.
Me: Who are they?
Betty White: That tall skinny guy in PT, and that other one here. Tall, dark, nice muscles and a few tattoos?
Me: Oh yes, you're talking about The Rock. (*Names changed for comedy purposes)
Betty White: That's right! (Leans in conspiratorially) I made him move my pillows just so I could feel his muscles.
Me: Oh that's....nice?
Betty White: You're darn right, *dreamy sigh* He is a beautiful man.